Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Manikin stripper Craze.....

No matter what shop Im in I can turn it into a strip club...


OK I know one of the Major Fails in this picture I took is the fact that just above the manikins knicker line you can see where they connected her legs to her belly. My boy pointed this out to me when I showed him the picture saying ''I was at this strip club and this chick....'' and before I could finish he stopped me in mid sentence saying ''You wasn't at any strip club, that's a Manikin, and there's no Pound notes or dollar bills anywhere'' - PAUSE - ! Now that's what you call getting caught out! Learn from my mistakes people! LOL!

Oh and before you wonder why I was in a lingerie shop I was just following the misses... *Cough Cough* LOL!

Anyone who can send me a better Manikin Stripper Picture will get awarded a prize!

Tell a friend to tell a friend and Let the Games Begin!

Gusto@NothingButTalent.co.uk

My Life in Lyrics Pt.3

I want it all, am I needy or greedy/
I'm knee deep in thoughts, stopping me from sleeping/
Lost my appetite, its stopping me from eating/
I'm tryna see the light like people who keep bleaching/
It gets darks, even when the suns out/
kids are running round the UK with there guns out/
Performers are getting blamed for the shootings/
PO PO are calling them a nuisance and locking of dances, stopping them getting that legal money/
Pushing people back into getting illegal money/
The whole scenes a mess and life's still a bitch but that doesn't stop you tryna peak up her dress/
Flirting with death is a dare devils wet dream/
I was never ever part of the grime screen/
I was never ever found at that crime screen/
Getting caught never part of my agenda/
my flows obese my main chicks a feeder/
My only down fall is that im too eager/
But they say if you snooze you lose
and like I said I don't sleep, its up to you so choose...

Friday, 17 July 2009

The ladder of success......

Every journey starts with a step.
I wonder if im stepping on the ladder of success?
I better be......!

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

My Life in Lyrics Pt.2

Sorry peaches/
I blame me again/
there's a lot on my mind I cant see again/
ups and downs make it hard for it to be the same/
an I'm insane, so no I cant change/
I wish I could though, you wish i would though/
but in so far gone its ridicules/
my loves bait, so far from inconspicuous/
Sometimes I can't see what the the issue is/
Your upset and asking where the tissue is/
You got that look like show me where the pistol is/
I got that look like I'm sorry that I'm complicated/
arguments to me seem overrated/
But brushing it off is no quick solution/
I can tell that it adds to all the mad confusion................. (to be continued)...

Gusto@NothingButTalent.co.uk

My Life in Lyrics Pt.1

If I was asked to define me as a person/
I'd say imagine going down the motorway the wrong way reversing/
I'm like this for 24hrs with no rehearsing/
Even when the shows done and down come the curtains/
Even when the audience goes home and its silent/
my minds in the clouds so I'm sorta like a pilot/
I'm in between giving and taking just like a pirate/
cos every time I give they just take and I'm getting tired
I feel like telling my boss ''fuck it'' and getting fired!
I blame programmes on the telly just like the wire/
for giving me the
dream of becoming a big supplier
of bars, that are the very definition of fire
I work long days and I write when I sleep/
Wake up in the morning and scribble a 16/
My autobiography scattered around my room/
If I die collect it up and paper mashay me a tomb/


Gusto@Nothingbuttalent.co.uk

Monday, 13 July 2009

WENG WENG - The Legend



Weng Weng doesn't discriminate when hes kicking ass...no one is safe...

Just tell me who you know that's ''2ft 9inches'' tall that could sleep with every girl at the party including yours....?? No other than....

The mighty WENG WENG!!

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Scared to fail....

''Getting kicked in the balls only makes them stronger''

I have come to the conclusion that human beings in general are scared to fail and admittedly I was like that till yesterday but now I'm in that 'F*ck It' mind frame! Yep, I'm at that place where its time for me to embrace everything that I thought was impossible or unreachable. I'm just gonna go for it regardless! If I fail I fail If I win I win but either way I'm going all out!