U wake up To Birds Singing I wake up to Police!! WTF!!

Woke up this morning to find that the Po Po had cornered off my road once again. Some people say it was a shooting, some say it was an honour killing, some say domestic violence...

My phone has been poppin off about it all day.....!

Dame it I should be a journalist... lol!

Grandmas Over...... ;-)

5 great things about Grandma being staying over are:-

1)Kfc every other day
2)Grandmas magical 'Current Buns'
3)Old School Cussing
4)Stories about the 60's
5)Her teeth in the bathroom ( How else would I know its the morning??)

Gustoisms

''LOSING is just a Rare form of Winning.....dont worry about it''

Muji - Means ''Da shit'' in my language

Muji - Shop

This shop is the ''shizzzlle bizzzleee get of my wizzzzllee before I pizzzlllle on your gizzzzle''... (Don't know why I wrote that so don't ask me)
Basically this shop holds all those lil bits and bobs that you may need.

The beauty of this MUJI is that you never go in there knowing what you want but that doesn't stop you coming out the shop with a bag full of goodies. I got pens and pads for writing lyrics and drawing designs oh and some cardboard playing card to hustle people to fund my obsession

I went nuts in there.

I think I'm slightly addicted..

STICKS AND STONES Pt.1

Lately I have been such a grumpy bastard! No bullshit....!

I thinks its because in the past month or so I have been surrounded by people
who are masters in the art of procrastinating! This is not helping my world domination in the slightest.

Do you know how hard it is to try and push forward with people who just haven't got the vision you have or the drive you have?

My team are ''Movers and Shakers'' so that's what we do...
Your probably wondering what a mover and shaker is so let me drop you the definition:-

''a person who is active or influential in some field of endeavor''

If you can relate you can feel my pain and if you cant relate to it then I suggest you move towards the exit because sticks and stones can (ill let you fill in the rest)........ lol

Get Broke or Die Saving

What more do you need to motivate you to write a blog?
I'm not saying I'm broke, I'm not saying I'm rich, but when you pull this out your pocket something ain't right!

£2.50, 2 matchsticks and 2 bits of paper!

The new motto is simple ''Get Broke or Die Saving'' either way your fucked so lets get this party started!

Welcome to my world!